Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 00:02
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I have complete contempt for fakery
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Why won't Canada build their own fighter jet?
I don’t buy bullshit
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
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I see through liars
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
Ipsam commodi repudiandae aliquid.
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
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I have a reading level above third grade
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
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I have complete contempt for traitorism
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I can read
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I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I can count
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I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
Any straight men had a gay experience in the past? What was it and how did you feel?
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
I understand how hurricane paths work
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
I don’t cotton to rapists
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
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I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
I actually pay taxes
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”